This is a true story. In 2010, a girl was setting up a blanket fort and taking hipster pictures in her room late one summer night. She then heard a voice whispering “SOH CAH TOA” over and over. And then she was attacked by triangles. Now that you’ve read this, the triangles will come for you. If you reblog, the squares will protect you.
forced to by whiny friend “I DON’T WANNA GET KILLED BY TRIANGLES”
That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life